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BHM seeks tall BBW or male chub
Age 70 From Buckeye, Arizona - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I seek the solace and occasional oblivion of absolute lust. I seek respite and refuge from stress of modern living. I want to craft a little oasis of humanity & discrete pleasures.

I am a slow hand lover & romantic perv who enjoys the long moment outside of time. I crave the lost weekend naked and horny, the day or night lost to the pleasures of the flesh littered with orgasms, room service trays, open porn movie boxes, used & abused sex toys, discarded clothing. I want to lay in bed entwined in moments of prolonged kissing, fondling, sucking & fucking; to seduce and be seduced; to take it easy and hard with bouts of moaning,sleeping & laughter. I want to celebrate sexuality and the human senses as if living the last day in a Walt Whitman Leaves of Grass poem. In the distant I hear strains of Donna Summers Last Dance, last chance for love. As corporeal beings our time is limited...

My Ideal Person: It would be nice to meet those who could be a friends with benefits, well read, personable, eager to please and be pleased.

In terms of men and body types, I am more drawn to guys like myself: smooth and somewhat over weight. Uncut is a plus, size of no matter. I enjoy men of all colors and age. Chemistry is important and hard to define. I believe good sex is based on having some connection and common ground in terms of interests and experiences. I do not like the anonymous "drive by" one nighters.

I love tall full figured women who are large and in charge, and comfortable being naked in and out of doors. SHE is a domestic goddess to be worshiped and on occasion to be tamed. SHE loves to role play and act out her fantasies. In the dark, SHE may even whisper her secrets to her lover, friend, and confidant.
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Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Stocky
My Height Is  
6' 4 (1.93 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Married
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
My Hair Is  
Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Retired
My Speciality Is  
Manufacturing / Distribution
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Brain
My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic, Flirtatious, Observant, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Camping, Dancing, Dining, Learning, Music, Playing Cards, Reading, Theater, Travel, Tv
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Partying, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Obscure, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Ambient, Blues, Classical, Dance, Electronic, Folk, Industrial, Metal, New age, Pop, Reggae, Rock, Soul
When I Read, I Always Read  
Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Erotica, Fantasy, Fiction, Philosophy, Poetry, Science Fiction, Sports

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Humor, Intelligence, Wit
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Other, Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Domination, Just Wanna Fuck
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