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Tell me where tha freaks at??
Age 44 From Calgary, Alberta - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Ambitious, adventurous, self-employed, dirty, and open to absolutely anything.
Sign  
Virgo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Fit
My Height Is  
6' 1 (1.85 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Committed Relationships
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Hands
Body Art  
Other
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Fish
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Contruction / Craftsman
My Job Title Is  
Heavy equipment owner/ operator
I Make This Much In A Year  
$60,000USD To $74,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
There Is Always A Party Going On
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - Often

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Dining, Exercising, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Cooking, Cars, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Nude mini golf
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Making you cum
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Comedy, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Electronic, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Ambient
When I Read, I Always Read  
I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is  
....anything but working

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?  
dirty like me
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Other, Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Domination, Bondage, Group Sex, Just Wanna Fuck
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