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No Badboys MaMa said,Want one now ?
Age 62 From Charleston, West Virginia - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Binary, Other
I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm the trouble your MaMa warned you about . You made it past the headline to here so maybe a bad boy that's just got better at it is just what you've been looking for and just didn't want to admit it lol. I'm multi dimensional a Hedonistic Dominant Kinkster and Tantric practitioner that can cook and Cook I'm versed in various Masssage techniques and I'm a better than average conversationalist and card player lol. Anything else ask and yes straight , with a very naughty mind , high sex drive alongside a great desire to make sure the one I'm with is more than satisfied multiple times on multiple levels.
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Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Athletic
My Height Is  
6' 1 (1.85 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian, European, Native American
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Silver
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Research / Science / Engineering
My Job Title Is  
Owner,Ditch digger,Master/Teacher,Shaman
I Live  
Alone, With Pet(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Religion / Spirituality, Family, Dining, Photography, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Dancing, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Cars, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Camping, Gambling, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Extreme Sports, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
What ever we agree upon coffee, a meal , an opening, a hike , to big of a list, beside I'm not there for the place it's the person that I'm where ever makes it special.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Now that's definitely a question to ask me in person.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Once A Week
My Political Views Are  
Libertarian
My Goal In Life Is  
To be a betty copy of the person my dogs always thought I was.
Or, I maybe a really bad boy but I'm a mindful human that constantly striving to learn and grow to become the best copy of a human being that chooses to " walk in a beautiful way " and is committed to being part of the salutations not the problem.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Sports, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Anthology, Biography, Business, Classic, Computers, Health, History, Home & Garden, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Really, well I like to sit in a chair and watch paint dry on a wall, LMMFAO. I can't believe, is that after or including cooking and eating a Food-Gazmic meal, all weekend of sensual and ruckas sex , ridding motorcycles, volunteering, building/ creating something, mind expanding/ side splitting humerus or deep conversation with great friends, fishing hunting camping/ the solitude of the wilderness, driving way to fast or way into the hills in 4 wheel drive. For me it's about the quality of not the quantity with exceptions and more over the person or people that my time is spent with. I hope you don't limit your view by the above because that is only a minute list of not my unabridged list and nothing else for the same reason I don't classify others by a set of answers given to an open ended and mind numbing questions. Much thanks and Gratitude for your interest and endurance by completing this if you're the first person to contact me SwarpMaster G mailed you not only have my attention but it entitles you to a meal either prepared by me or a restaurant of my choosing with your agreement , really and if you want to kik me a meal prepared by me and enjoy in a quiet secluded venue or fresh group coffee and pastries at the same secluded spot . Good luck ! ! !

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
Definitely not to answer this question. It about the person the chemistry, that spark that sets the whole place a blaze and we feel like the only people that mater in a crowd of people. Engage me seduce my mind with yours. That's a really great place to start. Speak your mind be you not a copy of what your thinking I want. Open honest and uninhabited and most of all mutual respect in all things. In the Relationship category below I marked all because we connect in so many different levels and ways I'm open to a plethora oF possibilities as far as kind of relationship is concerned.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Other, Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Domination, Bondage, Group Sex, Just Wanna Fuck
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