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Kind, virginal Aspie looking for fun!
Age 32 From Riverside, New Jersey -
Online - Yesterday Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
| First name | Michael |
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| I Can Speak | English |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | I'm a kind, smart, and polite Aspie from South Jersey who exceeds in work and learning, but is cripplingly weak in social life. I'm extremely uncharted territory, even still part of the "never-been-kissed" club. In fact, my current sex life is just a combination of either my imagination and/or any electronic device I can find, and my hands. As such, I'm not looking for anything serious at the moment, just something casual, mainly so that I can finally lose my virginity and gain sexual experience. To achieve this, I'm looking for someone with sexual experience, preferably someone older and mature (mainly because they'd me more knowledgeable and, given my situation, less judgmental), to help me unleash my kinky side and aid me in entering manhood. Hookups might be okay, but I'm mainly leaning towards NSA and/or FWB relationships for now. Again, my type of woman right now would be a mature, practiced (SS)BBW from/around South Jersey willing to teach a virginal Aspie man some carnal knowledge. Due to my current job, I'm only available on weekends and not the rest of the week. If you're generally interested in my situation, feel free to send me a message (if you're able to, I'm unable to, but I *can* reply to messages). |
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| Sign | Capricorn |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Average |
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| My Height Is | 5' 5 (1.65 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Blue |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Never Married |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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| My Best Feature Is | Eyes |
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| Body Art | Wouldn't Even Think About It |
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| My Hair Is | Brown |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | No pets |
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| Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
| My Education Level Is | College Degree |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Part-time |
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| My Speciality Is | Computers / Electronic |
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| My Job Title Is | Graphic Design Production |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | $30,000USD To $44,999USD |
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| I Live | With Parent(s) |
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| At Home | All Is Calm |
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| I'm A Smoker | No |
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| I Drink | Yes - Socially |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Quiet One |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Reserved, Shy, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Photography, Arts & Crafts, Learning, Tv, Internet, Computers |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Staying At Home, Relaxing, Tv |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | The two of us talking in a public place, like in a mall's food court, to discuss our potential relationship, including STD history. |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly |
Views
| My Religion Is | Christian |
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| I Attend Services | Never |
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| My Political Views Are | Middle Of The Road |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | Cartoons, Movies, Re-runs |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Rock, Metal, Pop |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | News, Comic, Fiction, Humor, Satire, Erotica |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Empathy, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness |
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| What Do You Look For? | I'm looking for a mature, knowledgeable (SS)BBW willing to give a virginal Aspie man some sexual experience. |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Domination, Bondage, Group Sex, Just Wanna Fuck |
